"Zero-Days, VPNs, and Other Terrible Life Choices"

Another week, another parade of internet-facing mistakes dressed up as “features.” Vendors keep shipping security like it’s an optional DLC, and somehow we’re all expected to be chill about it.

"Patch Me Maybe, But Actually Do It"

Another week, another parade of vendors acting surprised that internet-facing software should maybe require authentication. Somewhere, a blue teamer just sighed so hard it registered on seismographs.

"Patch Me Maybe: Weekly Security Facepalms"

Another week, another parade of internet-connected regret. Vendors keep shipping code like QA is a myth invented by accountants, and here we are.

Patch Me Maybe, But Definitely Right Now

This week's critical CVEs: a cPanel auth bypass, a Chrome GPU sandbox-escape candidate, and a Synway gateway begging to be a shell — plus the supply-chain greatest hits.